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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dice-wizard
daesh-the-mad

An Alchemical Exalt walks into a bar. An Alchemical Exalt walks out of a bar. The bar is now a worker co-op.

thequicksilverfox

A Sidereal Exalted will walk into a bar.

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A Lunar Exalt walks into a bar. The bartender chuckles and says, “hey fella, why the long face?” The Lunar sighs and says, “Well, I’m actually glad you asked, cause I’ve had a hell of a week.” The bartender responds, “Oh my gods, a talking horse!”

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The Sidereal Exalted would have walked into a bar.

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Four Abyssal Exalted convene in a bar, and each retire to a separate corner. A fifth Abyssal enters the bar. The bar begins to groan as she, too, finds a corner to drink alone in. A sixth Abyssal enters, and the ceiling beams begin to crack and splinter. A seventh, and the foundation quakes. The bartender scowls, and shouts, “Alright, alright, at least three of you had best start being sociable, because I don’t think my four walls can handle having seven corners for very much longer!”

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A Sidereal Exalted is walking into a bar.

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A Getimian Exalted sobs into a drink they made themselves at home, wishing that their favorite bar existed.

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A Sidereal Exalted will have been in the process of walking into a bar. “Stop doing that,” growls a Solar.

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An Alchemical Exalted turns into a bar.

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A Sidereal- RAPTUROUS CRADLE! -enters a chokehold. “I told you to cut it out,” says the Solar.

the-darkness-does-not-bargain

cryptotheism asked:

Yo check out this guy from valenciennes. bibliothèque municipale, ms 320, fol. 46

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prohaloplayer answered:

it kinda looks like somebody tried to shoot this fucker 5 times and missed because of his nimble movements

cryptotheism

His coy and effeminate stance increases his maneuverability perhaps .

prohaloplayer

one shot left in this revolver and he's flowing like a winding river right in front of my eyes

cryptotheism

Make it fucking count

bittervalentine
fallow-grove

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

ahno-nimus

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

fallow-grove

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

ahno-nimus

That would be fucked up.

fallow-grove

yknow what would be more fucked up

ahno-nimus

Football field full of viruses.

ahno-nimus

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

ahno-nimus

Really big vampire.

ahno-nimus

Inside-out Sweden.

fallow-grove

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

ahno-nimus

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

pastacrylic

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pastacrylic

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Weakling. You will not survive the winter.