4th installment of the 8fold series! for those of you who noticed that the og ‘flower’ got renamed, heres where it went!
An Alchemical Exalt walks into a bar. An Alchemical Exalt walks out of a bar. The bar is now a worker co-op.
A Sidereal Exalted will walk into a bar.
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A Lunar Exalt walks into a bar. The bartender chuckles and says, “hey fella, why the long face?” The Lunar sighs and says, “Well, I’m actually glad you asked, cause I’ve had a hell of a week.” The bartender responds, “Oh my gods, a talking horse!”
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The Sidereal Exalted would have walked into a bar.
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Four Abyssal Exalted convene in a bar, and each retire to a separate corner. A fifth Abyssal enters the bar. The bar begins to groan as she, too, finds a corner to drink alone in. A sixth Abyssal enters, and the ceiling beams begin to crack and splinter. A seventh, and the foundation quakes. The bartender scowls, and shouts, “Alright, alright, at least three of you had best start being sociable, because I don’t think my four walls can handle having seven corners for very much longer!”
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A Sidereal Exalted is walking into a bar.
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A Getimian Exalted sobs into a drink they made themselves at home, wishing that their favorite bar existed.
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A Sidereal Exalted will have been in the process of walking into a bar. “Stop doing that,” growls a Solar.
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An Alchemical Exalted turns into a bar.
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A Sidereal- RAPTUROUS CRADLE! -enters a chokehold. “I told you to cut it out,” says the Solar.
karkat ended up being the shoo-in for me from the pick-a-fandom-i'm-not-in poll. i now know ever so ssssslightly more about homestuck. hope y'all jokers have fun with this~
(some beginning sketches under the readmore)
one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained
As today is the day homestuck ends, I thought I ought to draw a little something. There is no denying the influence it had on me, and I will cherish these kids always.
cryptotheism asked:
Yo check out this guy from valenciennes. bibliothèque municipale, ms 320, fol. 46
prohaloplayer answered:
it kinda looks like somebody tried to shoot this fucker 5 times and missed because of his nimble movements
His coy and effeminate stance increases his maneuverability perhaps .
one shot left in this revolver and he's flowing like a winding river right in front of my eyes
Make it fucking count
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
Weakling. You will not survive the winter.
