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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
clearancecreedwatersurvival
tallahasseemp3

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

marzipanandminutiae

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

crazyintheeast

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

brunhiddensmusings

an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

thefrysh

god im trying so hard to decipher that last addition and im coming up empty

peggedpirate

what’s not clicking

greenreticule

#you learn about the non-euclidian orangutan in semester 1 of an mlis - @cappurrccino

wearelibrarian

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read discworld and you will understand
emilyparagraph
tiny--cryptid

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?

Yes

No

Vomit bowl??? (see results)

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

vomit bucket was a small trash can
lacependragon
trans-mom

“you’re going to DELETE a post you AGREED with just cuz you found out ops a terf??”

yeah turns out learning that people having uber bigoted ideologies changes the context of the post buddy

sapphicghostbusters

I once reblogged a post about how a women’s bathroom was an important place of refuge, and that was why women often go to the bathroom in groups or to cry and why people leave those domestic abuse cards in women’s bathrooms, and how it’s the one place women can be away from men, and I was like “this is a fantastic post, yes” and then I found out the OP was a TERF and that post was suddenly no longer about safety in women’s restrooms. It was actually about wanting to make it impossible for trans women to pee in a public restroom. It was about making trans women seem like they invade a sacred place and make it dangerous. You bet your ass I deleted that reblog.

chescaleigh

thanks to my followers who hit me up when/if I need to delete something

smollest-critter

Fuck terfs

lacependragon
everyones-beau
jame7t

The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside

evilwizard

*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker

peri-thewisesnake

But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...

evilwizard

stop that!